Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Tights are not pants. Tights are not pants. Tights are not pants.

Tights are not pants.

Tights are not pants.

Tights are not pants.

Tights are not pants.

Tights are not pants.

Tights are not pants.

Tights are not pants.

Tights are not pants.

Tights are not pants.

You are a fully functioning adult of the age where you have not one, but TWO children.

Gray ribbed tights and a pink shirt that does not cover your ample behind are not enough items of clothing to be considered decent.

Just because it is covered does not mean we cannot see EVERY SINGLE CURVE OF YOUR GLUTEUS MAXIMUS.

My God Woman. The ribs in those tights could be mistaken for the skeleton on a killer whale. You could drive a semi through that weave. Seriously.

Tights are not pants.

Tights are not pants.

Tights are not pants.

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