Starbucks Drama: I bet Jersey Shore never has "situations" like this

Seven tweets worth of Starbucks Drama! Broken sewer pipe? Someone for whom the "Perfect Oatmeal" wasn't so perfect? Passive-aggressive way of protesting the new Gold card status? The world will never know.

Please don't punish your baristas by creating bathroom "Situations." "Situations" should be left on the Jersey Shore, oiled, tanned and greased to within an inch of their lives and stuck in front of a camera with a hobbit named Snooki. Not left in a Starbucks bathroom.

THE PLAYERS:
@lchronister
@joeldermole
@ryanmgreene
@napleschris

THE SETTING:
An unknown Starbucks, in a galaxy far, far away.

>> Fecal disaster at Starbucks today. No idea what happened. No desire to know.

>> @lchronister Yours or somebody else's?
>> @lchronister Wait, YOU had a fecal disaster? Or one ensued before you arrived? Please, PLEASE, elaborate.

>> We must know! RT @lchronister: Fecal disaster at Starbucks today. No idea what happened. No desire to know. #sbuxdrama

>> @joeldermole Either someone else's or maybe a sewer backup or something. I walked in and nearly walked right back out.

>> @ryanmgreene No, not me. That's why I don't know anything. I just walked in and it was like the T&M after rodeo week, minus the hay.

>> @napleschris I wanted to ask, but the barista seemed so off-put (probably from having to deal with the smell) that I didn't have the heart.

Please remember that if have exceptionally snarky, funny, cranky or downright scandalous news from Starbucks that you're sending out in to the Twittersphere, use the #sbuxdrama hashtag!  Peace, Love and Cheetos!